no-hetero:

drunkdate:

im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die

doesn’t matter, had sex

fantasticmeretricious:

fellfromfiction:

buttersutter:

Clock tower converted into a penthouse

My new dream is to live in a clock.

I want this flat, please and thank you.

thegreatlizby:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

If any of those evil fucking creatures come near me they’re dying so…

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

hungarian:

do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes